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David Concha Salas is a Spanish professional footballer who plays as a right winger or forward for Gimnàstic de Tarragona.
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The Woman in the Window is a thriller novel by American author A. J. Finn, published by William Morrow on January 2, 2018. It hit #1 on the New York Times bestseller list. The book follows the life of Dr. Anna Fox who suffers from agoraphobia and lives a reclusive life at her large home in New York City, where she one day witnesses a murder across the street. A film adaptation by the same name directed by Joe Wright and starring Amy Adams in the title role was released by Netflix in 2021.
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